I'M The Laundry Man!

I am the Lord of All Creation, Leader of the Free World, & Master of my Domestic Dwelling. Sleeping in comfortable bed, dreaming of events yet to come.  Indulging myself with fairytales of warm weather, naked girls and Bahama Mama's.

In the distance I hear plastic weight sliding on the hardwood floor -(sh, shhhh, shh) the sound is deliberate, yet ever closer it comes. It feels earlier, no, noo come back, don't go, please, I was just getting warmed up.

Yep, gone with perpetual flow. Replaced with the "Laundry Basket"! Not words of wake up dear, want coffee, gimme some but, the Laundry Basket.  Really, I am the Leader of the Ass & Feet detail. 

Out in the world, they call me Cat daddy, Playa, Pimp Extrodinaire, Big Man, and such.  In the house my name is Mr. Laundry Man. 

I do get a perk. She does wash the clothes, u know, places them in the washer and dryer.  I get the blessing of  folding the clothes after all water cycles are done.

Who tricked me in this deal. Did I bet Jimy the Greek, lose a card game, was the pu***sy so wonderful that I volunteered  to match socks, fold underwear (mine and others), organized colors and fabrics so they look better  stacked up.

I'm color blind, I mix the socks all the time.  I should forfeit this duty to others whom are more physically equipped to handle such activity.  I have the lawn (ok), garbage (not bad), car (pay someone else), but  laundry, this is too much. 

I was awaken from BBB (Big Booty Bertha) for this.  Na, no angels., no game winning shot, no breakfast just the Ass & Feet detail... and  I can't see. 

I gota fold jr's underwear too.  I thought I was free after pull-ups now, I'm regulated to further punishment.  I'm responsible for  folding his penis holder until further notice. 

We called him our love child.  Now, it's me who gets no love.  BBB please come back.  I need 15 focused minutes and I'm good.  No responses, she has gone on to warmer climates; not staying for Big Daddy's laundry folding workshops.

I even do panties.  They are so small.  She wears these.  Oh yes, she does. I lke these, these are my favorites.  Hm, man we had a good time taking these off.  Yeah, I remember these too.  It was the bathroom at CarMichaels's that I removed these.

I'm excited thinking about these skivies right hear. 

Aww shit, Baby! Do you have time to finish my dreams I need 15 minutes to warm up.

 I remember! Why I voluteered for the Ass & Feet detail.

Play on,

Urban Playa