Let's CHOKE Baby!

Its time! Right after pickup basketball out west.  A little cool outside, must dress warmly can't afford to catch sickness now, too much work to do.  I'm driving in an eastward direction, heading no place particular.  It hits me quickly, instantly as a burn yet feels good with anticipation.

It was a hard-on.  I 'm harder than the times of 29' right now.  PEEP!  I have an idea.  Novel, but an idea all the same.  I think about my lady and her sex.  Now, I'm harder than the times of 2011. 

I draw my gun (not that gun, in the car, have a little imagination), my phone.  I quick dial she, I need her to answer fast.  She needs to pick up on the second ring. Leaving a message won't do.  Texting, is not a good option. I'm driving silly, I need speech quick (Floyd Mayweather style).

Whoopi, she answers, "....what you doing? nothing-laying down" Question "where R U?". "In the car headed your way.  Look I  need a favor.  I need you to get that cat ready. "I'm driving 60m.p.h. in a 10.  Downtown is in my rearview. {No apologies}, I got to have a taste".

Her response..."U know what, I was just thinking the same.  Guess what, when u get here let's try something different....ok (tell, tel, te, t me) baby I"m about to shoot fire on the steering wheel, don't play?" 

I want u to spank andthen choke me right before we cum together. (Huh)

I did not expect that.  That caught my guard off.  I don't have ass spanking skills, not to mention I've had a rough week.  I'm afraid that if I wrap both of my hands around anything/body the outcome won't be positive (I'm seeing CPD in the distance).

Do I spank with my hand or, belt.  I paid a lot of money for this belt. It (The belt) didn't come with spanking instructions.

I'm heavy handed + I've been told that my backrubs hurt too much. I'm thinking "u're hurting me" will be our safety phrase.  That phrase will be uttered within the first three seconds I guarantee it. 

This choking thang.  What has she been watching on T.V.?  Did a version of Real Sex show on HBO. I believed that was for after hours viewing.  It 6:00pm on Sunday. 

My girl may have a side piece. He might have been the culprit that has introduced her to that deviant behavior (funky asses). He Exposed her to S&M. Now, she's saying that I should get my weight up, & play with the Big Boys (how dare she)! Maybe, I can ask for his #.  I could call him and request some choking advice before I go in. 

After, when we're done with her, she might want to choke me. Her hands are not large enough to fit around my kneck, my belt again.  My safety phrase is going to be "Hell no, let's not choke me, please". 

But I'm horny.  I'm going in, to get it in. Ass kicking & choking be damned. I'll wear my gloves to soften the touch.  If she passes out, my ER classes will come in handy.

Next time I'm keeping my mouth shut.  She is bigger than me. I admit it.  I will not give her the moment to think about the what nexts and what ifs.

I needed to stroke her kitty, I ended up with taming the Lion.

Word to penis, now look at what you have gotten me into.

No Hands Allowed,

Next time,

UrbanPlaya